{"title":"From the Vault","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSince 2017, we've made a lot of slightly scandalous card games — some limited runs, some collabs, some we honestly forgot we still had a few boxes of. This is where the old stuff lives: past editions, collector pieces, and a few things that never made it back onto the main site.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eStock is limited and won't be restocked once it's gone. Looking for something specific — an X-Rated original, a Mom's Edition, one of our collabs with teachers or human medicine folks? Email us at \u003ca href=\"mailto:yo@vetsagainstinsanity.com\"\u003eyo@vetsagainstinsanity.com\u003c\/a\u003e and we'll check what's still in the basement.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"from-the-vault-2023-original-game-edition-red","title":"From the Vault: 2023 Original Game Edition (red)","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBefore \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethere was a whole \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003elineup, there was \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ejust this: the 2023 fully revised version of the original\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e that \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003estarted it all, back \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewhen we thought one \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003edeck would be enough. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt wasn't. Of course not. But we loved it anyway. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePracticing veterinary \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003emedicine is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003erewarding, important \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eand often \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eall-consuming. It can \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ealso be awkward, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eannoying and (on most \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003edays) downright \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003edisgusting. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes, all you \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecan do is laugh about \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eit. Enter Vets \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAgainst Insanity: a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003efun, slightly \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003escandalous take on \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethe work and life of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ea veterinary \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eprofessional.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eis the massive \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eoriginal — bigger, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebadder, packed with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecompletely uncensored \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecards guaranteed to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eadd hilarity and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003espice to your next \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eclinic get-together. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAction cards will \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehave you doing the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehokey-pokey, giving \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehugs, and playing \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eslightly scandalous \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eveterinary charades \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(all optional, but \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eall worth points).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWho should play:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eVeterinary \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eprofessionals (can be \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ein various states of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003efrustrated, happy, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eslightly \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003edrunk\/completely \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003esober, tired, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eoverworked)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eAnyone \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewho recently had to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003esqueeze a dog's anal \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eglands\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eEveryone who \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003erecently thought, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"I'll have to laugh \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eabout this so I don't \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecry\"\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning: You \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecan play this game \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewith the regular \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003efolks in your life, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebut do you really \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewant to deal with the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eblank stares you'll \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eget after playing \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"electroejaculator\"? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUpdate: apparently \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethe game is also fun \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003efor the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003enon-veterinary \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003epublic. Who knew.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNumber of cards:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eAnswer cards: 234\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eBlank Answer cards \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(fill-in-able with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eyour own genius): 3\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eQuestion cards: 93\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eBlank Question \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecards: 2\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eAction \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecards: 19\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eBlank \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAction cards: 2\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a vault piece.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e What's left is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewhat's left — once \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethese are gone, this \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eedition doesn't come \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eback. If you want the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eoriginal in your \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecollection, this is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethe moment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vets Against Insanity","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45155891577040,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/5601\/6336\/files\/VAI-Red-box-on-black11003.jpg?v=1788807632"},{"product_id":"from-the-vault-vet-tech-edition-2022-yellow","title":"From the Vault: Vet Tech Edition 2022 (yellow)","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBefore the current Vet Tech pack, there was this one — the yellow box, an earlier chapter in the same running joke. We're not printing more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWe needed to print more of our original Vet Tech expansion pack... but then we were like wait... so much has changed. Not in the way that vet techs are still awesome (they are, duh), but like in the way our lives are a whole new clusterf@!@#! every. damn. day. And yet here the techs are, rockin' it like the living legends they are. You deserve some new cards, among a million gold stars, a huge raise, and a lifetime of respect from everyone on the veterinary team.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBecause we can't give you ALL of that over the interwebs, we instead offer this sweet sexy expansion pack, full of brand new question and answer cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWho should play:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeterinary technicians (can be in various states of frustrated, happy, slightly drunk\/completely sober, tired, overworked)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeterinarians who know that vet techs save their ass EVERY. DAMN. DAY.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who hates the phrases \"pug nail trim\" or \"curbside\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWarning: You can play with the regular folks in your life, but... let's be real, they just don't get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eCan you play it on its own? Sure can. The fun won't last as long as a traditional game — it's shortlived, like that feeling you get when you first see a bulldog puppy... but then hear it breathe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eDo you need the original expansion pack or the original game? Nope. But they go together like dexmedetomidine, ketamine and butorphanol. Get it? A little \"magic,\" if you will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of cards:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuestion cards: 24\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnswer cards: 96\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA retired edition, straight from the vault.\u003c\/strong\u003e This yellow box won't be reprinted — grab it before it's just a story about the one that got away.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vets Against Insanity","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45155892494544,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/5601\/6336\/files\/yellow1.jpg?v=1788807862"},{"product_id":"from-the-vault-nurses-edition","title":"From the Vault: Nurses Edition","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eVets Against Insanity started something bigger than we expected — this is one of the collabs it grew into, and one of the harder ones to still find.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eNursing is rewarding, important, often all-consuming, and let's face it: it's been a rough couple of years. You deserve a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eEnter Nurses Against Insanity, a fun, slightly scandalous take on the work and life of a nursing professional. This game has over 300 cards that we hope will make you and your nursing colleagues laugh hard enough to pee (unless you've been up on your Kegels). We've also included some blanks so you can add your own twisted genius to the game.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWho should play:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNursing professionals (can be in various states of frustrated, happy, slightly drunk\/completely sober, tired, probably overworked)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who recently had to clean under a funky pannus\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEveryone who recently thought, \"I'll have to laugh about this so I don't cry\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWarning: You can play with the regular folks in your life, but... let's be real. Do you want to deal with the blank stares after you play \"a cockroach burrowing into the chest wall\"? No. I didn't think so.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOnce this run is gone, it's gone.\u003c\/strong\u003e No reprints planned — this is a vault-only piece for nursing crews who want in on the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vets Against Insanity","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45155895279824,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/5601\/6336\/files\/nurses1.jpg?v=1788808063"},{"product_id":"from-the-vault-teachers-edition","title":"From the Vault: Teachers Edition","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eAnother one from the Humans Against Insanity family tree — built for a different profession, same slightly unhinged energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eA fun, slightly scandalous take on the work and life of educators. A party game for snarky teachers who need to blow off steam after changing from remote learning to in-person and back again. 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