{"product_id":"from-the-vault-2023-original-game-edition-red","title":"From the Vault: 2023 Original Game Edition (red)","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBefore \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethere was a whole \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003elineup, there was \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ejust this: the 2023 fully revised version of the original\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e that \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003estarted it all, back \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewhen we thought one \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003edeck would be enough. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt wasn't. Of course not. But we loved it anyway. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePracticing veterinary \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003emedicine is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003erewarding, important \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eand often \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eall-consuming. It can \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ealso be awkward, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eannoying and (on most \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003edays) downright \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003edisgusting. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes, all you \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecan do is laugh about \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eit. Enter Vets \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAgainst Insanity: a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003efun, slightly \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003escandalous take on \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethe work and life of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ea veterinary \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eprofessional.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eis the massive \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eoriginal — bigger, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebadder, packed with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecompletely uncensored \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecards guaranteed to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eadd hilarity and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003espice to your next \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eclinic get-together. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAction cards will \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehave you doing the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehokey-pokey, giving \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehugs, and playing \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eslightly scandalous \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eveterinary charades \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(all optional, but \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eall worth points).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWho should play:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eVeterinary \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eprofessionals (can be \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ein various states of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003efrustrated, happy, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eslightly \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003edrunk\/completely \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003esober, tired, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eoverworked)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eAnyone \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewho recently had to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003esqueeze a dog's anal \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eglands\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eEveryone who \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003erecently thought, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"I'll have to laugh \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eabout this so I don't \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecry\"\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning: You \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecan play this game \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewith the regular \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003efolks in your life, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebut do you really \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewant to deal with the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eblank stares you'll \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eget after playing \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"electroejaculator\"? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUpdate: apparently \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethe game is also fun \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003efor the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003enon-veterinary \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003epublic. Who knew.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNumber of cards:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eAnswer cards: 234\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eBlank Answer cards \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(fill-in-able with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eyour own genius): 3\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eQuestion cards: 93\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eBlank Question \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecards: 2\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eAction \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecards: 19\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eBlank \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAction cards: 2\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a vault piece.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e What's left is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewhat's left — once \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethese are gone, this \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eedition doesn't come \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eback. If you want the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eoriginal in your \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecollection, this is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethe moment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vets Against Insanity","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45155891577040,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/5601\/6336\/files\/VAI-Red-box-on-black11003.jpg?v=1788807632","url":"https:\/\/vetsagainstinsanity.com\/products\/from-the-vault-2023-original-game-edition-red","provider":"Vets Against Insanity","version":"1.0","type":"link"}